My new desktop look:
Click to see it full size, because I’m such a nice guy.
The title of the post answers why. As to “WTF?!?” inquiries… I can’t really explain it. Go look it up or something. 
And hey! I even found an old Winamp theme in the style of the old inventory screen! And it works in Audacious! Whoo!
Aww…Trouble has a face!!
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